Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Joint Effort With Neil Shakespeare

The Sounds of Santorum

Hello rich folks my old friends
I've come to brown nose you again
I've derided all the queers and Jews
I've paid off anchors over at Fox News
And the vision of increasing poverty
Remains with me
And echoes with the sounds of Santorum

In endless dreams I am the king
The feminists will feel my sting
I'll hide my stash of kiddy porn
But Hollywood will hear my scorn
And my eyes are thrilled by the deaths of intellectuals
And liberals
Torched by the Sound of Santorum

And in New Orleans I thought I saw
10,000 bodies maybe more
People dying in the superdome
People sprawled a top their floating homes
People crying out for their government to come
The dirty scum
They ignored the sound of Santorum

Fools said I you do not know
Santorum like a cancer grows
Hear my speech that I will screw all of you
Although nothing that I say is true
And my words like an uzi in the night
Will cause more blight
You better heed the Sounds of Santorum

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neocon God they made
We just keep lying in the name of God
And none of you ever find it odd
That the words of the prophets have all warned of the likes of me
But none can see
Through the Sounds of Santorum...

P.S. 6:30 PM 6-Sep-05 EDT. I wrote this early this morning over at Neil's as a comment, before I even saw this over at his sisters's place, and I felt a twinge of regret over the "kiddy porn" line as I have no evidence. Now I think, what is the difference? He obviously has no conscience, no heart, and no soul.


Anonymous blue girl said...

If I was a literary snob, I would write "Brava! Brava, Al!"

But, I'm not -- so, I'll just say -- that was really creative and very cool!!

5:09 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Very cool, dude! Looks a lot better over here. And what perspicacity on your part! Who wudda known Santorum was gonna pull it out of his ass and put it in his mouth again. Sheez what a comment, eh? Fine the survivors! Oh, and let's tax the dead while we're at it.

7:59 PM  
Blogger fuckstick2020 said...

Very good piece there. I think Paul Simon would be proud.

11:23 PM  

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