Gimme Fox News

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Gimme Fox News
by The Viscount LaCarte
(Shamelessly based on "Gimme Some Truth" by John Lennon)

I sick and tired of seeing things
From educated, well-read, open-minded liberals
All I want is Fox News
Just give me Fox News

I’ve had enough of reading things
By level-headed, fair and balanced, erudite lefty bloggers
All I want Fox News
Just gimme Fox News

No longhaired, rational, even-handed son of Howard Dean
Is gonna logically force-feed me
Into facing the facts
They’ll increase my tax
They’ll expose all the cracks

I’m sick to death of hearing things
From Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Steve Colbert on Cable T.V.
All I want is Fox News
Just give me Fox News

I’ve had enough of watching scenes of
Rumsfeld denying, Bush’s bumbling, Condi’s lying and Cheney’s torture
All I want is Fox News
Just give me Fox News

No longhaired, rational, even-handed son of Howard Dean
Is gonna logically shame me
Into facing the facts
They’ll increase my tax
They’ll expose all the cracks

All I want is Fox News
Just give me Fox News
All I want is Fox News
Just give me Fox News