Sweet! Th' Viscount Lacarte's Neocon Slander Week! Ha! I feel good!

Heyyy....guess who, polesmokers?

Hee hee.

So, check it- Denny "Th' Fat Asshole" Hastert comes up to me in a men's room at th' airport in Atlanta and hands me a briefcase and says he'll give me a kool grand if I'll go in a stall and pinch a loaf in it and let him watch under th' stall door!

True story!