Sweet! Th' Viscount Lacarte's Neocon Slander Week! Number 2!!

Here's what I heard- I'll make it simple. Th' Bush twins were born in vitro 'cause George can only perform with a tape recording of his Mom reciting Revelations and Laura wouldn't have it!

Woah!


Also! A correction to the "Bush Eats Kittens" rumor: word has it he doesn't actually eat them, he just bites them and tongues th' wound! Who'd've thunk??