Sweet! Th' Viscount Lacarte's Neocon Slander Week! Number 6!!

Oh, you thought I was going to let this dirt bag off th' hook! Not bloody likely!

Here's fucknut here's big secret: His father was a particularly sick Ubersturmbahnfuhrer in th' SS.

So was his mother.

The plane that hit th' Pentagon actually scored a direct hit on this repulsive little weasel but he shapeshifted into a carbon atom and relocated to th' Situation Room.

Because that's what evil alien sturmbahnfuhrer offspring do. It's been proven time 'n' again.